Little Known Illnesses

Little Known Illnesses

AFROPHOBIA:
Fear of the return of the 70’s hair styles.

PSEUDONYMHOMANIA:
Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.

DEJA FLU:
The feeling that one has had this cold before.

HYPOCOINDRIA:
Fear of not having correct change.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX:
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX:
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER:
Herbal-tea addiction.

VISACARDITIS:
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.

ALPOPLEXY:
Canine feeding disorder.

STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME:
Excessive displays of affection.

SONSTROKE:
An attack during the reading of a will.

ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME:
Irrational fear that one’s infant might be an alien.

OREOPOROSIS:
Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

3 Responses

  1. don’t give up your day job.

  2. this is lame

  3. i actually liked the oreo one

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