Little Known Illnesses
Fear of the return of the 70’s hair styles.
Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.
The feeling that one has had this cold before.
Fear of not having correct change.
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER:
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.
Canine feeding disorder.
Excessive displays of affection.
An attack during the reading of a will.
Irrational fear that one’s infant might be an alien.
Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.
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