Only in America

Only in America
………do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America
……..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America
………do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America
………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America
………do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well:
‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America
……..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

36 Responses

  1. thats a good one it would be only in america

  2. GOBAMA!!!

  3. I’m pretty sure all of these are true for England, and I’d imagine for most other countries as well. Don’t be so arrogant about your stupidity. We’re stupid too!!!

  4. OBAMA SUCKS
    HE SUPPORTS A RADICAL MUSLIM

  5. NOBAMA D<

  6. didnt get any of em

  7. obama sucks

  8. Only in America can people like you have the freedom to leave!

  9. Yes! Obama does suck! We need more of you people.

  10. I didn’t realize this was a political site!?!

  11. lol they r funny!!!! obama is just fine but can any of you honestly vote??? if u cant then why bother???? just get over it people!!!

  12. I’ve done that on several occasions

  13. obama has no experience…. wat has he done?😛

  14. Only in America do we order a BigMac, a Large Fries, and a Diet Coke

  15. Come on.. this is just a joke… why do you want to bring up politics here.. how did obama come into picture? chill people.. learn to take a joke as a joke. dont make a big deal out of every damn thing…

  16. Thats hilarious!!! whats even more hilarious is people that say Obama is a muslim supporter…. Please don’t bend over anymore the rest of your intelligence might spill out of your heads!!! lol

  17. Olny in America are people so full of themselves that they think the world revolves around them.

  18. Olny in America will people take a generic joke and make it ratial or political.

  19. My Mama says NOBAMA

  20. forget obama and mccain
    join the chris paul revolution

  21. […] Only in America Only in America ………do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get […] […]

  22. so lovely as funny, it is a worldwide stupidity. in England people give the best and healthiest foods to their DOGS and eat the junk foods themselves.

  23. If Mr. Obama gets elected pres, we better all put our heads between our legs & kiss our butts goodbye as he will surely destroy this country!

  24. We are quite an ignorant and arrogant country.

  25. Wow….. I’m going to have to agree with you about the politics one. *looks pointedly at above posts*

  26. ‘poli-tics’, i love it!

  27. Hilarious — especially the one about the hot dogs and hot dog buns…that annoys me more than I’d like to admit.

  28. lol

  29. funny jokes.and WAO guys,cud u just LEAVE obama ALONE.mccain has infiltrated ur minds with his useless garbage namecalling.we all kno he started it because hes desperate,so leave the FUTURE PRESIDENT alone alrdy!!!!

  30. Money is nothing.
    War is everything.
    Just look in what danger we live in: While you were sucking your thumb I was out on a secret mission between campaigning and working out the bailout plan – and I found a terror camp in Iran!

    We have to go to war with those Mullahs and Muslims. They have weapons of mass destruction.

  31. lol

  32. hi..how nice ur blog….hope stay as d best as u r…godbless

  33. Do you guys really want to have another Pres. like Bush in there. McCain is exactly like Bush. You conservatives…

  34. I HATE ALL THE CRACKERS IN THE US
    GO OBAMA
    FORGET MCCAIN
    DEAL WITH IT YOU STUPID WHITE PEOPLE

  35. haha i like the different perspective

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