Famous Quotes

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it’s considered impolite to say so.”

– Melanie Philips,  The Spectator (UK) 10/14/08

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22 Responses

  1. Obama is not a marxist radical, and the rest of that is pure tripe, you fruitloop.

  2. its funny because its true

  3. Why is a ridiculous political opinion found under the “funny jokes” tab? Maybe the joke’s on the reader?

  4. Well, Carlos, a “joke” is, by definition something that is funny, typically at the expense of some stupid person or persons whose blundering actions have cause for amusement.

    What makes this joke so funny is that it involves MANY stupid people doing an INCREDIBLY stupid thing – voting for Obama.

  5. this is poitical retoric and is not in the least bit funny!!!

  6. Who Am I ?

    I’m intelligent.
    I’m gifted.
    I’m charismatic.
    I’m an eloquent speaker.
    I’m skillful and driven.
    I’m fair.
    I’m benevolent.
    I’m a politician.
    I’m seeking the highest office in the land.
    I come from humble beginnings.
    I represent the working class.
    I speak for the average citizen.
    I care about you.
    I know your pain.
    I know times are hard.
    I know you are fed-up with the current state of affairs.
    I know you’ve lost your sense of national pride.
    I know you feel cheated.
    I know you feel hopeless.
    I know you feel miserable.
    I know you feel unrepresented.
    I know you want change.
    I promise to work for you everyday.
    I promise to improve your life.
    I offer you inspiration.
    I offer you hope.
    I offer you change.

    Millions love me.
    Thousands attend my rallies.
    They love my speeches.
    Women sometimes faint when they hear me speak.
    I move them to tears.
    I appeal to the masses.
    I inspire them.
    I motivate them.
    I elevate them from their despair.
    I am greatly admired.
    I am eagerly followed.
    Some call me the “Messiah”.
    Some call me the “Savior”.
    I believe I am called by God Himself.
    All want me to be their leader.

    Who am I you ask?

    I Am Adolf Hitler.

    Let us not be fooled again by the “Cult of Personality”.
    “Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it”

    The methods of mass persuasion Obama is using are NOT new. The exact same tactics have been used by virtually every other tyrant in history when they were attempting to seize political power.
    These tactics are not simply a well thought out plan, they are instead literally dictated by the psychological makeup of men like Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Idi Amin, and Barack Hussein Obama.
    Of all the tyrants in history, Obama is perhaps the MOST dangerous of all by virtue of his use of the extensive and technologically advanced mass media which was not available in the past.

    To learn more about why Obama seems to be “repeating history”,
    Click the links below:

    http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html

    http://www.globalpolitician.com/25109-barack-obama-elections

    http://www.healthline.com/galecontent/narcissism?utm_term=narcissism&utm_medium=mw&utm_campaign=article

  7. Hey David,
    If you don’t think Obama is a Marxist I suggest you get a dictionary out. His picture will be listed next to the definiton and alongside that of Karl himself.
    McCain is the Socialist in the race.

  8. Its awesome how you can only say this stuff in another country…but if we in America say this we get crucified

  9. This is neithger funny, nor true. You show your own ignorance and bigotry by printing it.

  10. What is with all the non-humorous, political ranting on this page? Being ignorant isn’t funny! But then again, the jokes on this site never have been particularly bright. Go hide under your rock until after Tuesday, a.k.a. the best day this country will have seen in a long, long time!

  11. Whether it is true or not, partially true or completely fabricated, it is still better then the alternative.

  12. I certainly do not know who wrote this “joke”, but what a bunch of “junk”!!!!!
    This is rediculous. You are talking about another human being born to do and say what he wants to….after all, isn’t this what America is all about???
    He is nothing like the person you describe here, on “Jokes”, and he has nothing to do with all of these other things…..NOTHING!!!!

  13. Peggy – you say he has nothing to do with what Melanie said, but when you compare what he wants to do with Marx…kinda hard to draw a distinction there. Marxists have had, by his own admission, a big influence on him. Please PLEASE don’t be so wrapped up in “change” that you blindly vote for a man who touts socialism as the only thing that will save this country. It most certainly will do the opposite…

    Liz- whoa there! You are saying then that if we had a leader who took this country into full-blown communism, that would be better than having McCain as a president? You are entitled to your opinion, but that sounds an awful lot like a koolaid drinker… what you are saying is “I don’t care about the facts. I don’t care if you are right about my guy – I’m still voting for him”. I can’t think of anything more dangerous than a deceived population when a tyrant is trying to take power. Before you really swallow that pill, PLEASE do some research on communism, socialism, Marx, and Obama. Every regime who adopts that form of government tramples individual rights and eventually murders untold masses of dissenters. If that is the logical conclusion of this philosophy (also research the plans of the folks Obama was influenced heavily by…), how on earth could it be worse than McCain, EVEN IF he was a clone of George W? I’m not crazy about Bush or McCain, but there is no reasonable argument to say that Obama is better than McCain if those facts are true (and by Obama’s own words, they pretty much are true).

    When there’s been no leadership, the masses crave leadership of any kind, even evil leadership. That is how a tyrant comes to power. Don’t let it happen in the United States of America. I still want to live in the USA, not the USSA.

  14. Briana – with the polls currently showing a statistical tie, its kind of difficult to say for sure who is going to walk away with this thing on Tuesday. I hope McCain is the winner, but regardless of who wins, it most certainly will not be the best day this country has seen in a long time. Neither of these guys will change this country for the positive, but both have the potential to negatively influence this country for decades to come. Because I think communism is a failed philosophy, I cannot in good conscience vote or recommend my friends and family to vote for Obama. Please consider this as well.

  15. Liberals, all you liberals, want to feel good. You think deep down that everyone has evil in their soul. You think the government will save you from the evil of man. Because you don’t believe in God, who is the only one who can save you from evil, and not in this life.
    Question: Who will save you from government?
    Liberals think that limiting the rights of our fellow man are what’s needed. What they don’t understand is that Conservatives limit their own behavior by choice. We show restraint. Liberals live to excess and cannot understand that choices and good behavior come from within each of us. And collectively that makes a difference. They do not understand the power of forgiveness. They mostly come from single parent families where the parents were so selfish they were not willing to put aside their own petty wants for the needs of the child. The child sees people fighting to get what they want, and learns. The child sees relationships as disposable, and learns. The child believes in what is on the television, and learns.

    Your liberal world is an idealistic dream that only exists in your mind.
    This is reality. People like Obama get people killed.
    Look what Clinton did in Mogadishu? Somalia? Failures.
    As much as you hate to admit it, Iraq is a success.

    These are facts. You will not use facts to argue with me.
    You will attack me personally and call me names.
    It doesn’t bother me. People see your childishness.
    You will never grow up. You will always be a child hoping for your parents to live together in harmony.
    In order to find peace you must find a church and surrender your soul to Christ. Let him carry your burdens. Have faith in his love and in the goodness of others.

    There you will find salvation.

  16. Did someone SERIOUSLY compare Obama to HITLER!? If ANYONE should be compared to Hitler i would say BUSH and the Right Wing self righteous REPUBLICANS! Our current REPUBLICAN LEADER is the #1 terrorist in the world! OH NO! Did i say the t-word? Look of the definition of a terrorist, and think about what we are doing across seas! Killing THOUSANDS of innocent men, women and children to spread “freedom”? Hmmm… Sounds like someone has been BRAINWASHED by FOX “NEWS”! We are looking at another countries government, and decide they need our government, so lets spend trillions on killing them to spread freedom. What would happen if Russia came over here and started killing us because they didn’t agree with our government… How would you view Russia? Are you ABLE to put yourself in someone else’s shoes? I doubt it, it takes some sort of INTELLEGENCE to do that. Now, what would have happened to our country if we would have spent HALF the money on us? Healthcare for all. Homelessness wiped out. But also long as we force our views on others we are righteous because we are the great America! HAHAHA! Keep watching FOX news while the real world passes you by! YOU IGNORANT REDNECK MINDLESS FOLLOWERS!!! Get your facts straight!

  17. So a quote from the UK’s version of Rush Limbaugh makes it onto the Funny Jokes page? And you label it “Famous Quotes”? How appropriate! It took me a while to appreciate all of the delicious irony but that really is funny!

  18. I just wanted to say, this website sucks and the jokes are so bad I sometimes come just ponder how out of it and humorless the authors must be… I must say Im not suprised at all to now find out that you guys are Mccain supporters….

  19. It is no joke, it is a quote.

    And, it is no joke because it is so true. It is alarming that so many are taken in by this charlatan. The guy is a mile wide and an inch deep yet these devotees refuse to see what a danger he poses to this republic.

    He is stunningly unqualified to be president of anything but he looks good and reads his speeches really well and that’s all that really matters huh?

    Oh yeah, If you don’t believe he is a marxist, maybe you need to check into rehab.

  20. What an….insightful…quote. Of course it came from a Limey.

    All you that think Obama is a Marxist, Communist, terrorist supporting Jew-hater…..well…I guess you are the exact kind of voter that McCain wants….one that will swallow any line at any time. Way to think for yourselves, sheep. John McBush will not only continue down the present road, he will step on the gas. I do not welcome the hate the world will rain down on America if that happens. And you won’t have anyone to blame but your own self, and your ignorance and stupidity.

  21. There are some real winners on this site, Wow!; I am afraid for the future of this Republic. I hope there are not allot of fools like that, Eric McDonald quote Wow! I am stunned, he is ether a fool, or very conniving, evil person. He completely changes the facts to fit whatever agenda he has here.The truth is that the Neo-Conservatives, have brought this Republic to her Knees. People just will not wake up! Here is a bulletin People! Neo Conservatives ARE following Nazi doctrine, with only small changes to the wording, Not the Ideas in it. So the sooner you people quit fighting about McCain or Obama the better we will all be.

  22. Eric McDonald’s “facts”:
    “People like Obama get people killed.”
    Really? Your going to say that while our current leader, who YOU most likely re-elected, has been engaged in a senseless war, killing innocents for YEARS!?

    “Liberals live to excess and cannot understand that choices and good behavior come from within each of us”
    How can you say that when our debt was virtually NILL before Bush, and now… TRILLIONS… That, sir is excess, that does not seem to be an example of good choices or behavior… Good try on that one though.

    “Liberals think that limiting the rights of our fellow man are what’s needed”
    WHAT! Liberals think that? Where do you get your information!? That is the conservative agenda. If im not mistaken Prop 8 in California is to BAN the rights of homosexuals to marry. While MOST liberals are against removing freedoms of someone biased on who they are (also know as discrimination/racisim/sexism/bigotry), it is the REPUBLICANS that want to ban gay marriage… LIMITING THE RIGHTS OF OUR FELLOW MEN AND WOMEN!

    “What they don’t understand is that Conservatives limit their own behavior by choice. We show restraint.”
    HAHAHAHAH! Yall are bible beating god lovers, right? If you believe in god then you are good right? Two questions, what about our CONSTITUTION “separation of church and state”?! And ummmm, isn’t it the wonderful and great church, and republican leaders that continue to get busted for raping/molesting little boys and hanging out with male and female prostitutes. That’s really great limiting behavior… Way to show restraint republicans.

    “They mostly come from single parent families where the parents were so selfish they were not willing to put aside their own petty wants for the needs of the child. The child sees people fighting to get what they want, and learns. The child sees relationships as disposable, and learns. The child believes in what is on the television, and learns.”
    That is just too funny! What is our GREAT republican leader doing right now? Fighting, killing, spending… Why don’t you talk to the liberal families about “disposable relationships” who have their children, sisters, brothers, husbands and wife’s dying across seas for an unjustified war, you inconsiderate prick.

    You need to do yourself and your side a favor and shut your mouth. Keep watching FOX to get more of your “facts” your arrogant waste of space.

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