Funny Jokes – Contact Lens

Lost Contact Lens

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside, and in a few minutes, she returned with the lens in her hand.

“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”

Funny Jokes

6 Responses

  1. oh wow that was great

  2. Good One

  3. Funny!

    ~Limelimelaid~

  4. LOL… Good One!

  5. So true

  6. something a mother would say, lol.

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