Funny Jokes – The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the
shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing communityservice this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

T he next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year.

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21 Responses

  1. Hi: Thanks for sharing. Unfortunately, true.

    Have a great week.

  2. If I could be so bold, as to add to the punchline to such a funny joke….

    the congressmen would asses that the barber is soooo well off as to be able to not take income for a week, they would increase his taxes too and pass a law that every business would have to provide the same week long community service for a week.

    democrats are liars and thieves

  3. How true it is. Good joke but more like a true statement.Only in America.

  4. funny because true

  5. Haha, so funny and so true…

  6. funny

  7. How true this sounds 🙂

  8. WHEN DO WE PROTEST OUR HORRIFIC TREATMENT BY OUR PUBLIC SERVANTS? AND WHO IN THE WHOLE WORLD,IS BETTER SITUATED THAN US TO DO THAT? SPAIN CHANGED THEIR ENTIRE GOVT,OVER BEING LIED TO RE ETA,OR MUSLIM EXTREMISTS? WE WOULD BE CHANGING GOVTS LIKE DIAPERS IF WE HAD THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!11

  9. Nice 1

  10. that was funny lol 🙂 i really like it

  11. 😦

  12. lol i like this 😛

  13. RE:—————
    Eric McDonald said,
    November 3, 2008 at 9:28 am

    If I could be so bold, as to add to the punchline to such a funny joke….

    the congressmen would asses that the barber is soooo well off as to be able to not take income for a week, they would increase his taxes too and pass a law that every business would have to provide the same week long community service for a week.

    democrats are liars and thieves
    —————
    Eric.. You may not be so bold you moron.. keep your retarted comments to yourself..

    I guess a moron is born everyday..

    Savage

  14. So true even in Canada. Change the system. Take your share by the same force of funny, free, pretending,lazy and can’t do no wrong.

  15. I am old, white and republican and yet I voted for Senator Obama. I may have gone the other way if I had read the joke beforehand, but probably not.

  16. heh, thats pretty good. 😀

  17. hey i didnt get it but i still liked it

  18. i like this joke. its true and the donut part makes me laugh

  19. THAT WAS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY I ALMOST FORGOT TO LAUGH!!

  20. _____
    (Cool!} 😀

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