Water

Water ……..

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, ‘Do you have water?’

The Jewish man replied, ‘I have no water, but would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.’

The Taliban shouted, ‘Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.’

‘OK,’ said the old Jewish man, ‘it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.’

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back…

‘Your brother won’t let me in without a tie’

Fleeing Taliban

5 Responses

  1. i thort that this joke was junny but my friend dose not get it lol

  2. Haha funny stuff. I liked that joke!

  3. […] Water Water …….. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far […] […]

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