some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Save the Whales’ hat and a
‘To Hell with Bush T-shirt,’ was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them
threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my
blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I heard there was a bitter
hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now
I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.’
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies ‘Who was that guy? ‘It was
the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with heaven and has access
to all wisdom.’ ‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom but
he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive,
or do we need to go back to Seattle and get another one?’
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