The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked
up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been on the ground,
you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff.
It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be
a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information. “OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.” “Exactly” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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