Funny Blond Joke

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: Why was she fired from her proofreading job?
A: For throwing away all the Ws.

Funny Airport Joke

This guy couldn’t find his luggage at the airport baggage area. So he
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags
never showed up.

She smiled and told him not to worry as they were highly trained
professionals and he was in good hands. “Now,” she asked him, “has your
plane arrived yet?”