Funny Holiday Joke

…. a drink to help get through the family gatherings:

1 quart apple cider
5 apples
3 oranges
4 cloves
1 bottle Jim Beam

Give the cider, apples, cinammon, oranges, and cloves to the children to
keep them occupied.
Drink the Jim Beam straight from the bottle.
Guaranteed holiday cheer for all!

Funny Jokes

A census taker asked a woman the names of her children.  The woman responded saying that the names were Eeenie, Meene, Minee, and George.  The Census taker asked why she had named the last one George.  She responded, saying “We didn’t want any Moe kids.”