Funny Holiday Joke

Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise
Women instead of three Wise Men ?

Women would say:
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver
the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought
practical gifts.

Here’s Men’s rebuttal…..
Yeah, and do you know what they said would have said when they
left?

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?”

“That baby doesn’t look anything like Joseph!”

“Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in the
house?”

“I heard that Joseph isn’t even working right now!”

“And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!”

“Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole
dish back?”

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Funny Jokes

When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to
think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck.