Funny Holiday Joke

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.  Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, then pour one level cup
and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again.  At this point it’s best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup …just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.  Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor… Mix on
the turner.  If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver.  Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.  Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.  Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  Don’t forget to
beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!*

16 Responses

  1. you have GOT to be kidding me

  2. alcoholism is not funny, it is a serious disease.

  3. David is an idiot!

  4. It aint a disease it is a freakin addiction and it is horrible

  5. OMG, they stole my recipe. Who do I sue

  6. I think I may have just peed…I’ll net you low…..

  7. its not talking about alcoholism! its talking about drinking some jose while making cookies

  8. Alcoholism = 250.000/yr
    Joke writing = 120.50 at local community college
    Someone who takes blog humor far too seriously = PRICELESS

  9. I laughed until I cried! I’m trying this recipe tomorrow!

    Merry Christmas

  10. A good blog, I know a hafidz.

  11. HYSTERICAL!! I laughed until I cried, then read it again, and laughed more…. then emailed it to everyone I knew. Oh, and btw for the posts above, it’s called a JOKE… try it sometime, losers.

  12. I though these were suppose to be jokes????????????????????????????? what happened??????????????????????????you guys and gals loose your way????????????????If i wanted food reciepts I would be reading the fod channel

  13. sounds like i should try this one

  14. Hahahaha, awesome comment

  15. Hahahahahahaha…

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