“Did you have trouble at the airport this week?
I had to throw away all my make-up.
They said it’s because of this terrorist plot they foiled over in England. I believe it’s an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the big cosmetics industry.
Maybe it’s not terrorism.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.”
– Jimmy Kimmel
Happy Holidays Merry Christmas
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