Trouble at the Airport

Trouble at the Airport

“Did you have trouble at the airport this week?

I had to throw away all my make-up.

They said it’s because of this terrorist plot they foiled over in England. I believe it’s an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the big cosmetics industry.

Maybe it’s not terrorism.

Maybe it’s Maybelline.”

– Jimmy Kimmel

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