Funny Christmas Holiday Jokes

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? –  Frostbite

What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May? – A puddle

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? – Snowflakes.

What?s worse than Rudolph with a cold? – Frosty with a fever

Where do snowmen keep their money? – In snowbanks!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? – Ice caps

What do snowmen eat for lunch? – Iceburgers

Where do snowmen go to dance? -Snowballs

How do snowmen travel around? – By iceicle

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? – You wake

up wet !

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