If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? – Frostbite
What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May? – A puddle
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? – Snowflakes.
What?s worse than Rudolph with a cold? – Frosty with a fever
Where do snowmen keep their money? – In snowbanks!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? – Ice caps
What do snowmen eat for lunch? – Iceburgers
Where do snowmen go to dance? -Snowballs
How do snowmen travel around? – By iceicle
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? – You wake
up wet !
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