Earmuffs

Funny Jokes

Winters were fierce where the estate owner lived, so he felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.

Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, “Didn’t you like the muffs?”

The foreman said, “They’re a thing of beauty.”

“Why don’t you wear them?”

The foreman explained, “I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn’t hear him!  Never again, never again!”

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