THE CREATION STORY ~ AS TOLD BY THE CAT

THE CREATION STORY ~ AS TOLD BY THE CAT

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

4 Responses

  1. this joke sux man get sum better ones

  2. that was probly the worst joke i have ever heard in my life you suck

  3. At first I didn’t find it funny. But then I read it again and saw the funny side of it

  4. That was funny except I heard one almost exactly the same about a horse.

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