Answering Machine Message

Answering Machine Message

I can’t come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I’m at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I’m doing this NOW, while you’re listening to it LATER, except for you I guess its NOW, like, when you’re listening to it… I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.

Answering Machine Message

(Game show-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you’d like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the beep, and we’ll try to reach you when you’re not around. And thanks once again for playing Phone Tag!

I’m sorry, I’ve been trying to break the record for “the most calls missed” if it’s a emergency, please hold on till the record is broken. And I will call you back.

3 Responses

  1. That is so funny! Thanks, I might use this!

  2. hello uve reached (name) i can’t come to the phone right now cuz personally i don’t care about u!! if its an emergency then i might think about callin you back!

  3. OMG I LOVE THESE JOKES !! THAT ROCK !!! AND I AM THINKING ABOUT USING ONE 4 MY ANSWERING MACHINE MYSELF!!!

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