Answering Machine Messages

Hi, this is George. I’m sorry I can’t answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

Answering Machine Messages

If you are a burglar, then we’re probably home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren’t home and it’s safe to leave a message.  Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

2 Responses

  1. Funny stuff! thanks.

  2. Har har🙂
    Nice one guys

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