Answering Machine Messages

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

Answering Machine Messages

7 Responses

  1. Stop doing answering machine messages. They aren’t funny

  2. hilarious

  3. Not bad😀

  4. OMYWORD REALLY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

  5. if a man takes a horse around the world. he leaves on thursday and get there on friday . how is this possible

  6. hi horse is named friday

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