Answering Machine Messages

(With loud music playing in the background) “Hello… HELLO?? I can’t hear you! What? Oh.. we’re not home, leave a message.

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

(In funny old lady voice) Hello, you have reached the —-family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we’re done shopping.

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One Response

  1. Does anyone actually use answering machines any more

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