FALLING DOWN DRUNK

FALLING DOWN DRUNK

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood
up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

He thought. “I’ll just crawl home.”

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

“You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she said.

“Uh, yes,” he said sheepishly.

“How did you know?”

“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”

10 Responses

  1. omg thats so stupid it aint even funny

  2. You don’t know how true this can be.. I can’t count the number of times I’ve left mine, turned, did a face plant (but once again!!). What can you do but laugh? Crying is not an option.

  3. that right there sounds like my mom!!!!!!😉

  4. he he

  5. hahahahahahaha

  6. nice one

  7. it was ok but iv seen much funny’r

  8. jajjjajajajajaja LMAO!!! =] that was a good one!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  9. That was fun-ny!

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