Funny Jokes – Skeletons

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !

Funny Jokes – Skeletons

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.

Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures

Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!

Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart

Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
A: Nothing gets under their skin !

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Because of all the coffin !

Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
A: They had a rattling good time !

Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed !

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !

Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings ?
A: Lazy bones !

Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?
A: Skeleton keys !

Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
A: Skint Eastwood !

Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew !

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
A: A rattler !

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/

One Response

  1. You repeated the funny bone one.

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