Going to Heaven

Nearly everyone is in favor of going to heaven but too many are hoping they’ll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements.

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The Old Bible

The old Bible

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had
just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He
happened to mention that Guten-somebody- or-other had printed it.

“Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.

“Yes, that was it!”

“You idiot! You’ve thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A
copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!”

“Oh, I don’t think this book would have been worth anything close to
that much,” replied the man. “It was scribbled all over in the margins
by some guy named Martin Luther.”