8 Word Definitions

8 Word Definitions

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
Male……..The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…..Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…….Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…….A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male………Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……..Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male……..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male……..Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…..A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male…….A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

11 Responses

  1. tats NOT FUNNY!!!

  2. Lists should go to ten…not eight. I’m sorry if that is harsh but I feel someone needed to say it. Please refrain from slapdash, half complete comic lists in future.

    Thank you for the post. It was amusing (albeit incomplete)

  3. THAT COULD NOT BE PUT ANY BETTER

  4. some are ok some are not

  5. Absolutely True. There’s no other way to put it.

  6. Lists should be as long as they would naturally be. I’d rather have 8 funny items than 8 funny items and 2 stinkers. Great job, especially on item #1.

  7. anybody named Ram should do just that.
    Good list, and accurate. Those who disagree or misunderstand lack experience and humor – or need to grow some skin.

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  9. this was fricken halarious! it totally describes a male and female!!!

  10. i agree with transformedia. who ever does not find this a tad bit funny/amusing should really grow some humour or experience in life. no better way to put it in a comical sense

  11. dude, really, this is hilarious.

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