Windsor Castle

The historic Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude, making a tremendous noise.

One particularly annoyed tourist whined, “Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?”

Clothing Salesman

Clothing Salesman

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!”

“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?” the manager asked.

“That’s the one!”

That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had!  But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?”

“Oh,” the clerk replied,  “after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”

Famous Phrases

My how you have changed

Meeting An Old Friend

Sally was sitting in a coffee shop when a man she recognized walked in.

She said, “Hey, Ron! Wow, look at you. When I knew you, you had a headful of hair, and now you’re bald, plus you shaved off your mustache and you’re wearing glasses!”

The guy replies, “I’m not Ron, my name is Fred.”

“Wow!!” says Sally, “You changed your name, too!”

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