Truth and the Fisherman

Fishermen and the Truth

A fisherman got such a reputation for stretching the truth that he bought a pair of scales and insisted on weighing every fish he caught in front of a witness.

All went well until, one day a doctor borrowed the scales to weigh a newborn baby. The baby weighed forty-seven pounds!

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Famous People – Viking Explorer

Famous Viking Explorer

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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.  His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely, saying, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”

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Funny Quotes – Canada

Quote of the Day – Funny Quotes – Canada

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

– Pierre Trudeau

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