Cleaning Poem

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘computering’,
And I had to answer ‘yes’

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house
And so I started cleaning up…
The smudges off my mouse

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
I didn’t mean to ‘click.’
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night. <>

Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here on my hiney.

New Number

Funny Jokes

A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason?
A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.  When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number.

“I’ve had mine for twenty years,” she pleaded. “Couldn’t you change yours?”

The company refused, so she said, “Fine. From now on, I’m going to tell everyone who calls that their bill is paid in full.”

The company got a new number the next day.