Funny Jokes

You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor prescribed
her Valium for anxiety and stress, right? When she went back in two
weeks she told the doctor that everything was wonderful! She said
that her house was quiet and clean, she had time to read and even
enjoy her favorite television shows each day.

But she did need a refill on her script. “A refill, already?!”, said the
doctor, “How many pills are you taking?”

“Taking!?” the patient replied, “I’ve been giving them to my children.”