Funny Joke

The Doberman
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker
bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you
gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out
through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the
quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”

“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, “I believe my
dog just killed it, sir.”   “What?” roared the big man in disbelief. “What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”

“Sir,” answered the little man, “It’s a four week old puppy.”  “Bull!” roared the biker, “How could your puppy kill my Doberman?”  “It appears that he choked on it, sir.”

One Response

  1. That is almost as horrible as a dead baby joke. If you don’t know what those are, don’t ask me, I feel horrible whenever I tell one. But they are funny in a cruel way.

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