Funny Joke

SWISS ARMY KNIFE — male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS — female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

PENLIGHT — male, because it can be turned on very easily, but isn’t very

TIRE — male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it…and, of course, there’s the hot air part.

SPONGES — female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE — female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE — male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging

COPIER — female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOC BAGS — male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.

SUBWAY — male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS — female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it’s handy to have around and is good for killing bugs.
Phoenix AZ


2 Responses

  1. i like it!!!

  2. Those are great, mainly because they are true.

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