Funny Jokes

When Insults Had Class….

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”
— Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.”
— William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
— Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading
it.”
— Moses Hadas

2 Responses

  1. That first one is kind of horrible, but it had me laughing.

  2. they r gay

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