Funny Jokes

When Insults Had Class….

“I could carve a man with more backbone out of a banana.”
— Teddy Roosevelt

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
— Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
— Groucho Marx

3 Responses

  1. rofl! I know the guy they refer to in the first one, and same guy for me saying #3 to him!

  2. i do not know what an URI is but say this on the your mamma jokes. your momma so fat that she ways um um BITCH LOSS SOME WHGIHT.

    NOT SAYING THAT TO YOU . IT IS JUST A JOKE FOR YOU TO PUT ON GMAIL.COM AND ON YOUR WEB SITE THAT WAS MADE BY CURIEANNE LAVIGNE. JUST LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE SHE IS MY DISTENT CUS.

  3. I love those. I should use one of them.

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