Funny Jokes

When Insults had Class….

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend…. if you have one..”
— George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”
— Winston Churchill, in response

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”

— Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
— John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
— Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
— Samuel Johnson

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