Funny Valentine Day Jokes

Knock Knock — Who’s there? — Cantalope — Cantalope who? — Cantalope with you tonight?

What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean One is bored over a man The other is a man overboard.

What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!

What did the little girl sheep say to the little boy sheep on Valentine’s Day?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself!

24 Responses

  1. I like when the boy snake says to the girl snake ” Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!” Thanks DPBKMB

  2. to lame 4 little kids

  3. Oh, I have a Cantalope joke too… Cantalope, already married. DPBKMB

  4. These jokes are totally lame. Who ever wrote these seriously GROW UP!

  5. so lame!!

  6. *yawn* Can we get something funny please?🙂

  7. they r so sweet i hope everyone has a happy valentines day filled with love and happieness … and for those of u who don’t have sum1 to love… enjoy being single because u won’t b for much longer!🙂

  8. Those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!!

  9. i love the What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean One is bored over a man The other is a man overboard.
    it is quite funny

  10. i dont think they are interesting,sorry

  11. Thank you! I really needed the laugh this morning!

    A second answer to the girl/boy snake….
    You’re my main squeeze!

    LOL!

    Bear

  12. interesting to jokes down here in Jamaica… we have a whole different approach

  13. you all need to get a life,these aren’t even jokes

  14. Of all the jokes I’ve heard, that’s one…

  15. I didn’t find them all that funny. I know I posted this a day after valentines, but I didn’t have a very good one,I didn’t get one card(SIGH),so I thought I needed some cheering up but these jokes wouldn’t impress my three year old sister. For god’s SAKE people. Will you just GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Funny🙂 Thanks for sharing

  17. If you don’t have anything nice, to say……

    I think these are cute.

  18. What is a Honeymooner’s Salad?
    Lettuce alone

    (if you don’t get it, split the first word into two syllables)

  19. Echo has herpees

  20. ppl stop wasting time here all wanna be jokes here are so not funny
    GROW UP who ever wrote this has searius issues how can you think this is funny???

  21. all our baduy

  22. its good pala

  23. sorry just a joke its all gfood im so happy

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