Funny Jokes

More Cannibals

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone’s eaten.

What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show?
A Celebrity Roast.

Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin’ Allen’s.

What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A box of farmer’s fannies.

What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.

What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn’t like.


5 Responses

  1. These are too funny. With your permission, I would like to add them to my Squidoo lens. I will of course attribute them to you with a link to your blog. Great work with this. Today more than ever, we need a few good laughs.

  2. much better. those are jokes, thank you.

  3. corny

  4. LOL

  5. boring and lame

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