When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone’s eaten.
What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show?
A Celebrity Roast.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A box of farmer’s fannies.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn’t like.
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