Funny Jokes

SIGNS OF LIFE

English sign in German cafe: “Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating.”

On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”

Outside a hotel: “Help!  We need inn-experienced people.”

On a music teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”

On the door of a music library: “Bach in a minuet.”

At a farmer’s field: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,
but the bull charges.”

In a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”

At the Electric Company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push”

Sign on fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”

Muffler shop:  “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!  Stay!”

Optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come
to the right place.”

4 Responses

  1. Some of these are very punny.

  2. This is HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE this website and hope that this person wil post more jokes!!! This is an lol moment!!!

  3. I like the last one.

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