Funny Joke

My annual physical, the nurse starts with certain basics.  How

much do you weigh?” she asks.  “125,” I say.  The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160.

She asks, “Your height?”  “5 foot 8,” I say.  I only measure 5′ 5″.

She checks my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.  “Of course it’s high!” I scream, “I’m upset! When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”   They put me on Prozac.


7 Responses

  1. this one was halarious….i loved it

  2. I quit this website.

  3. What a lame joke

  4. Ididnt get it!

  5. thats not that funny at all

  6. urgh!!

  7. lolz

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