Funny Jokes

A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad; an
optimist hopes so…

“What does not kill me only makes me more cynical.”  By
Ryan Ayukawa

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, dig up
a chunk and turn it over to see.

4 Responses

  1. Dude I don’t get it

  2. soooo soooo soooo lame blaaaahhhh

  3. I love it! Those are great.

  4. whats with the first one?

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