Funny Phychic Joke

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The psychic

Linda visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,
peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There’s
no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be
a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Very impressed, but visibly shaken, Linda stared at the woman’s lined
face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She
took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She
met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: “Will I
be acquitted?

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