Funny Pirate Joke

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Shiver Me Piratin’ Timbers, Arrrrr!!!

A man walks into a pet store and says, “I’m playing
Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and
I’m looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?”

The pet store owner says, “You don’t want a real
parrot, it’ll squawk all the time and poop on your
shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?”

The man says, “Well, I want to be as realistic as
possible.”

The pet store owner says, “I’ve got a stuffed parrot
you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?”

“Oh, I can’t come on Thursday. That’s when I’m
getting my leg cut off.”

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2 Responses

  1. The play’s too realistic :O AAAAA

  2. U take things WAY too seriously. Its a joke.

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