Funny Jokes

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say “NO” to drugs and
“YES” to chores.

4 Responses

  1. dumb joke not even fuuny!!

  2. Can we PLEASE get something funnier?

  3. Very DUMB joke

  4. HEllo???? this in not funny.. who created this.. his DUMB

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