Funny Jokes

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

3 Responses

  1. one day a teacher asked the children where they think jesus lives. one child says “hes in all of us”, another child says “hes in everything” and the last child says “his in my bathroom”. the teacher asks why he thinks that, the boy says ” every morning my dad wakes up and says ” jesus christ get out the bathroom

  2. that is very funny

  3. indeed,, better than that shizzy mothers joke… =]

    xxx.ly

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