Funny Jokes

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of them when we were getting born.

7 Responses

  1. One more thing.. “To make our dads happy at night”

  2. lame

  3. Retarded

  4. 4. TO TEACH US HOW TO MAKE BAD JOKES!!!!!!! (explains itself)

  5. THIS IS MEAN BECAUSE MOTHERS ARE SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THW WORLD THEY ARE SWEET AND THEY ARE THERE FOR YOU. I KNOW THAT MINE IS EVEN WHEN WE ARE MAD AT EACH OTHER, I KNOW THAT SHE STILL LOVES ME ALOT.EVEN THOUGH MOTHERS DO, DO MOST OF THE COOKING AND CLEANING MOTHERS ALSO LOVE US VERY DEEPLY. THEY ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY. ALSO GOD CREATED EVERYONE FOR ONE PURPOSE AND THATS TO SERVE HIM IN WHATEVER WE DO IN LIFE!

  6. and to have sex with our dads

  7. strange… and wrong

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