Funny Irish Joke

Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot – with just two little slits for his eyes. ‘What happened to you?’ asked Cassidy. ‘I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window.’ ‘Begod,’ said Cassidy. ‘It’s a good job you were wearing those bandages or you’d have been cut to ribbons!’

7 Responses

  1. wow what a moron

  2. wow what a moron

  3. The Jokes are funny but some don’t mke sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. funny ha-ha-ha-ha-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  5. […] Funny Irish Joke Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot – with just two little slits for his eyes. ‘What happened […] […]

  6. funny… i like the one’s that incorperate idiots.

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