An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
– Irish Saying
Shortest Irish joke ever: Two Irishmen walk out of a bar
Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Patty O’Furniture!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.
– Daryl Stout
Q. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A. Gaelic breath.
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