Irish Jokes

Irish Jokes

Irish Quotes

St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

– Irish Saying

Shortest Irish joke ever: Two Irishmen walk out of a bar

Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Patty O’Furniture!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.

– Daryl Stout

Q. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A. Gaelic breath.

Irish Recipes

Irish Jokes


One Response

  1. Quite easily the biggest lump of shit i’ve ever read! I’ve seen dust thats made me laugh more than these so called ‘jokes’! You wasted 24 seconds of my life and i want it back! NOW!!!

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