Funny Jokes – Geriatrics Halloween

Geriatrics Halloween

EIGHT SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING

8. You get winded from knocking on the door.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. You ask for high fiber candy only.

5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
and fall over.

4. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a
mask.

3. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the
rest.

2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
hairpiece.

1. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

3 Responses

  1. “You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
    hairpiece'” nice quote !

  2. LMAO! ROFL! Good one!

  3. Very good, it made me laugh!

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