Funny Jokes

Warning labels

On a packet of three steel fishing hooks.
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED

Warning on a carpenter’s drill
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE AS A DENTAL DRILL

Warning label on a fold up baby buggy.
REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING

On a dishwasher
DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO PLAY IN THE DISHWASHER

On a hand held massager
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING OR UNCONSCIOUS

On a thirteen inch wheelbarrow
NOT INTENDED FOR MOTORWAY USE

On a packet of nuts
WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS

3 Responses

  1. we should stop putting these warnings on products….. it’s a way of weaning out the dumb!

  2. ehhhhhh….

  3. With the chemistry experiments that pass for “food” these days, the “may contain nuts” warning seems somewhat reasonable.

    Nevertheless, I like how it says it “may” contain nuts.

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