Funny Kid Jokes

Proverbs? Kids say the darnedest things.

Funny Quotes

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!

Strike while the …, insect is close.

Never underestimate the power of… ants.

Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.

Better to be safe than… punch a seventh grade boy.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… stink in the morning.

It’s always darkest before… Daylight Saving Time.

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  2. wow i cant belive that that was first graders

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