Funny Attorney Jokes

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

One Response

  1. Uhh…ahem. Is profanity CLEAN? Funny, anyway…

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