Funny Nancy Pelosi Joke

Nancy Pelosi is a Saint

Joke is below the video.

More Nancy Pelosi humor – This Just In.

On a Saturday afternoon in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look. I’ll write a check here and now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”
As Pelosi’s aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation — “While Speaker Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.

Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American
people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative
obligations both in Washington and in California . She simply is not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, “But, when compared to
Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint.”


8 Responses

  1. Great stuff! Made my day.

  2. When does this joke get funny.

  3. Hahaha…hilarious post. Keep it up man.

  4. Love it!

  5. That’s is perfect!

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  7. Talk about a pig with lip stick, I understand that Pitt later replyed he would rather have been water boarded.

  8. Brad later said he would have rather have had water boarding. Talk about the pig in lip stick.

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